Simple Sunday-Eeeee

A rock in a tree

how can it be?

My eyes that see

playing tricks on me?

As I stand like a tee

feel green as...a pea?

I hear the buzz of a bee

no wait, one, two, three?

Seeming happy with glee

are these bugs on a spree?

I must suddenly pee

Was it from drinking that tea?

Nope, it's the stingers, oh gee!

Will I ever be free?

Searching, I drop to a knee

Where is that car key?

I find it and flee

am I in the Grand Prix?

The Officer, a he

 " You ready for a fee?"

Voice small as a flea

I squeak out a "Oui?"

CCB

7/10/15